04 December 2007
This can't be real: Snoop Dogg's Father Hood
To anyone who cares: Snoop-a-loop has a new reality TV series on E!, premiering this upcoming Sunday.
To those of you who wonder what would Tupac and Biggie be like if they were alive, all you gotta do is look at Ice Cube, Ice-T, LL Cool J and Snoop Dogg as examples: they'd probably end up being lame as fuck.
I know, harsh, but it seems like any hip-hop artist who were pioneers in their field will turn out to be actors in lame ass movies, and worst of all, scene-greedy, limelight-grabbing muhfuckas.
I thought Irv Gotti getting his own reality TV show on VH1 was lame, but goddam, Snoop! You're on the same channel as the big assed, ethnic-looking chick who consensually had sex with Ray-J on screen! You still have the power to spit hot rhymes! But now you're another caricature of Hip-Hop Artists Gone Lame.
Shit, and I thought Ice Cube going from Doughboy to homeboy with family vacation movies was bad. *Shudders*